Natalie Wilkinson is a comics-reading internet vampire out to steal your children. Or, depending on the day, a swamp creature stranded in the human world.
Before becoming a denizen of the digital underworld, she managed to somehow get a degree in anthropology from an undisclosed but "totally legit" university, travel the world, and stay out of jail.
She is not long on biographical information in print, so she has asked us to leave you with these words of advice: "Tr not to smile too much if you have an excess of teeth. If you're ever in the woods, only some of those shotgun shells are mine. Snowdrifts are not good hiding spots for games of hide and seek. Vaccinate your pets."
Natalie is pretty new to the whole writing thing but has in the past dabbled in bad poetry, four-chord acoustic guitar classics and poorly-choreographed dance numbers. Her parents are not one hundred percent sure she wasn't switched at birth with another baby in the maternity ward, but they can be quoted as saying, "Well, we always knew she had imagination, that's for sure." Whether this had anything to do with her creating complex stuffed animal societies which she ruled over as a benevolent dictator in her youth remains to be confirmed.